{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}