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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
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Carl Isak Emanuel Pettersson is a Swedish professional footballer who plays as a goalkeeper for Swedish club Elfsborg.
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{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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Hilal-e-Kashmir is the highest military gallantry award of Azad Jammu & Kashmir.
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{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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Slobodan Savić is a Serbian writer, including journalist, screenwriter, and theatre critic.
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