{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"fact":"When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.","length":97}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"fact":"Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away.","length":86}
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{"fact":"A cat cannot see directly under its nose.","length":41}
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